The Mind of a Muse

I wish I was Johnny Depp.

Fri, 24 Jun 2005 01:31:29 GMT

He's the fucking man. Not to mention one of the greatest actors of all time. Plus, he has the looks. He's my idol. Maybe one day I will be somebody's idol too. Mwua ha ha!

No fucking subject.

Thu, 23 Jun 2005 03:53:08 GMT

I don't care about anything anymore.

Is there something wrong with me? Tell me honestly, I need to know.

Thu, 16 Jun 2005 01:47:52 GMT

Why is it that everytime I start getting close with somebody, when they tell me they really like me and how great I am and stuff, they ALWAYS break it off before we get serious? This is the second time it's happened to me this year, and that's just THIS year.

Is there something like physically wrong with me? Are my eyes ugly? Is my head mishapen? It's my nose, isn't it? Tell me. Everytime I think I find the one who is special, like really special, and I know they have that connection there.. It gets lost. Last time this girl was telling me how much she liked me and wanted to get with me, then like the next day after we hung out she was like, "I'm just so confused I don't know what I want." Now she has a BOYFRIEND. Yup. Oh, I thought you didn't know what you wanted?

This time she had everything in common with me, seemed like she really liked me, we talked non stop for a week. We went on our first date and she seemed to really like it. Then I get the IM, "I've got to break our date off tomorrow I'm sorry." Apparently, she's "Liked the same guy for a long time and can't get over him." But she claims it's not me and I'm still a great guy. Yeah... Blah Blah Blah. Internet break off number... 5.

I don't even need to go back to High School and tell you all the lead ons I got there.

So what is it? Honestly. Why is it so hard? What is it with me? Why do girls lead me on instead of telling me the truth? I hate this shit.

Are you not entertained?!?!

Wed, 15 Jun 2005 05:12:16 GMT

If Michael Jackson can get aquited of child molestation I'm sure Russel Crowe can get out of his Aggravated Assault to a wall and Possession of an Illegal telephone charges.

The Jedi turned against me... Don't you turn against me!

Sat, 21 May 2005 19:13:53 GMT

Star Wars OWNED! The ten years of waiting paid off. Well worth it. Too bad it was a depressing movie. Some funny parts though, like when Nute Gunray got owned by Vader. It's sad that there will be no more Star Wars movies... But there's supposedly a TV show. W00t!

I've seen it twice already and I'm going again today. Probably twice. Go see it as many times as you can! It's well worth it!

Twisted by the dark side, young Skywalker has become.

Thu, 12 May 2005 17:00:01 GMT

So, there's these nerds that have been waiting outside the Grauman's Chinese Theater in LA for six weeks waiting for Episode III. Now don't get me wrong, I might be a Star Wars geek too, but I wouldn't go as far to waiting six freaking weeks to see a god damn movie three days earlier. I mean, come on.

Anyhow, there's a payphone outside the theater and the number was leaked on the internet. People all over the world have been calling and pranking the phone, and somebody always answers. A radio station pranked them, reporters, and some guy with a Darth Vader soundboard pranked that was pretty funny.

So, it's my turn now.

I called up and here's the conversation I had:

A guy answered and he's like, "Hi. This is the Star Wars phone line for losers with nothing better to do than to call up and say useless things."

So then I played a Palpatine clip where he's like, "The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural."

Then he goes, "Wow, you're a big geek aren't you?"

To which I replied, "I'm not the one standing in line for 100 hours!" and I hung up.

Another guy told me they have to sign in on sheets and the more hours they put in, the closer to the front of the line they get.

For those who want to call them, here's the number: (323) 462-9609

You're slowin' down, Cajun...

Thu, 12 May 2005 16:21:04 GMT

So, I had a dream I was Gambit in the X-Men movie and there was a scene where I was fighting Wolverine. I was doing pretty good too. I hurled four Aces at him and destroyed him. My cajun accent was pretty bad ass. Then I remember fighting Sentinals with the rest of the X-Men. I was pretty bad ass. I charged up a car, and then I had Jean use her telekenisis to hurl it right at a Sentinal, and it blew him up. Damn, I owned them bitches.

Revenge of the Sith comes out in 6 days.

X-Men 3!

Tue, 03 May 2005 19:09:57 GMT

From Greg Cassivan;s Movie Preview on Yahoo dot com.

"Villain Notes: (4/13/05) Up until now, there really hasn't been much word about what new villains may show up in this movie. Magneto and his crew (Mystique, etc.) are sure things in some capacity, and the ending of the second movie clued us in that Dark Phoenix (AKA Jean Grey) will probably be included as well. Now, however, emerging rumors/reports covered by both AICN suggest that Brit tough guy actor Vinnie Jones is in talks to play a new villain, and that villain will be... the Juggernaut. See my commentary to the right for more details on ol' Juggy."

Juggernaut?!?! Fucking awesome!!!

(12/23/03) Talking recently to Dark Horizons, producer Lauren Shuler-Donner confirmed that Beast is a strong possibility for this third movie, and threatened that she might also push to include Gambit. I say threaten, because I am among that vocal portion of the fanbase that is rabidly anti-Gambit. Whereas most of the X-Men characters thus far adapted for the movies are cool, Gambit is "kewl" and "kewlness" sucks. He's a relic of a dark time in comic book history when style was valued over substance, and probably the character that most singularly divides fans into two camps: the Gambit fans and those Gambit bugs. I would pity any actor who ends up playing Gambit; the down side is potentially huge... even if you please the Gambit fans, you still have to deal with all of the people who think the character just plain sucks.

GO FUCK YOURSELF Lauren Shuler-Donner!!!!!

New Mutant Notes: (6/2/03) In a special screening of X-Men in Los Angeles the week before the release of X2, screenwriter David Hayter revealed that the character most likely to be introduced in this third movie is original X-Man Dr. Hank McCoy, AKA The Beast. What is unclear is whether the same actor who had a small cameo as McCoy, Steve Bacic, would return in the role, or if Fox would seek someone a bit more famous. Of course, if Dr. McCoy has already evolved into the blue-furred version of Beast by the time of this movie, that problem may solve itself. Other likely candidates that have been mentioned or rumored for either 'X2' or 'X3' in recent years are original X-Man Warren Worthington III (AKA 'Angel') and Remy LeBeau (AKA 'Gambit'). In that same talk, Hayter said that he doubted Gambit would ever have more than a small role because he's too similar to both Cyclops (powers-wise) and Wolverine (personality-wise).

Fuck you, David Hayter! He is NOT like Cyclopse and Wolverwine, they are three completely different characters. And you were in the fucking show! How shameful. Oops, too bad you're not on X3 anymore and this entire statement is thrown out the window...

AND IT'S OFFICIAL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...

(3/24/05) The three X-Men that are now confirmed as appearing in this movie as new characters in some capacity are Angel, The Beast (who will be played by a new actor) and Gambit.

GAMBIT!!!!!! It's about fucking time!!! This movie will own.

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural..

Thu, 14 Apr 2005 00:58:19 GMT

I'm SERIOUSLY contemplating purchasing the Red Carpet premiere tickets for Star Wars Revenge of the Sith on May 5th. For $1,000 bucks I get killer seats, the after party and the gift bag. Or for 500 dollars I can get orchestra seats. Should I just wait to pay the 9 dollars at a boring twp theater or should I take opportunity of this once in a lifetime event, and see this friggin movie weeks early, in NYC, at the Red Carpet.. With the god damn stars!!!?!?!

I can afford it, so should I do it?

M'sweet.. I never gamble, I win, at everything....

Tue, 12 Apr 2005 04:45:14 GMT

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Staaaaaarz

Mon, 28 Mar 2005 02:14:23 GMT

Spent a week in North Jersey. It was fun. I played games and I argued aboput Resident Evil and why A) Paul Anderson is a loser, and B) Why they are possibly the worst movies of all time. First off, Nick's Mom, who I was arguing with, claimed that Paul Anderson only had 40 million dollars to make the movie. He wanted to do so much for it, but he couldn't... Blah, Blah, Blah... Well, if you can't get that much money DON'T MAKE THE MOVIE. He made it poorly. George Lucas had little to no of his OWN MONEY for Star Wars Episode IV and look what happened with him. So, I don't want to hear about that shit.

That's all.

Psycho.

Fri, 04 Mar 2005 05:12:28 GMT

So, during Abnormal Psychology we were going over the symptoms of Mania and I realized.... I have all the symptoms.

I'm psychotic. This blows.

Mon, 28 Feb 2005 21:42:51 GMT

About Me Personality Quiz
Created by jeffq1985 and taken 43081 times on bzoink!
What is your name?	Joe Christopher
How old are you?	19
When is your Birthday?	August 21, 1985
What is your zodiac sign?	Leo
Where were you born?	Vorheese, NJ
Where do you live now?	Washington Township
What color eyes do you have?	Brown
What color hair do you have?	Brown
How tall are you?	5'9"
How much do you weigh? (Be Honest Ladies)	160
What is your race?	Caucasion
What is your worst fear?	Death
Do you smoke?	No
Do you drink?	Socially
Do you cuss?	Yes
Do you use drugs?	No
Have you ever or will you ever steal?	When I was 8.
Are you dependable and/or trustworthy?	Yes
Do you play in a band or play an instrument?	No band, instrument yes.
Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings?	No.
If you had a favorite serial killer who would it be?	Hannibal Lector
Do you suffer from depression disorder?	No.
If you had a choice about how you wanted to die what would it be?	Painlessly
Have you ever tried to commit suicide?	No.
Have you ever purposely caused harm to yourself or someone else?	Yes..
What subculture do you belong too?	Italian.
Are you evil?	No.
Do you believe that you can be possesed?	No.
Are you a paranoid person?	No.
Do you ever get jealous of somebody else?	No.
Are you obsessive and/or compulsive?	No.
Are you a violent person?	Only when I'm mad.
Do you take your anger out on other people?	Yes.
Do you blame other people for your mistakes?	No.
What is your favorite game?	Lunar : The Silver Star
What is your favorite movie?	Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2, Bloodsport, Mean Streets, Casino, Goodfellas, Godfather, Braveheart, Scarface, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Angels with Dirty Faces, A Better Tomorrow,
Who is your favorite band?	Evanesence and Linkin Park
What is your favorite song?	Don't Fear The Reaper
What kind of books and/or magazines do you read?	Entertainment Tonight, People, Game Informer, Sci Fi
What is your favorite color?	Orange
What is your favorite food?	Rigatoni
What is your favorite drink?	Wild Cherry Pepsi
Do you own a pari of converse?	No.
Do you own a pair of dickies?	No.
Would you ever kill yourself or someone else?	No.
Are you a virgin?	No.
Are you kinky?	Yeah.
Do you like biting?	No.
Do you masturbate?	Shhh.
Do you watch pornography?	Of course not. ;-)
Have you ever dyed your hair an unusual color?	No.
Have you ever shaved your head in a socially unacceptable way?	No.
Are you hyper active person?	Yes.
Are you religious?	No.
Do you have any self inflicted scars?	No
Does pain turn you on?	No.
Do you stand for originality and creativity?	Yes.
Do you like meeting new people?	Yes.
What do you like most about life?	The fact I'm not dead yet.
What do you dislike most about life?	Death.
Do you believe in love at first fright?	No.
Have you ever pierced a body part yourself?	No.
Have you ever had to beg for dinner money?	No.
Do you own a car?	Yes.
Have you been to jail, yet?	No.
Are your clothes held together with safety pins?	No.
Do you have actual scars from punk rock shows?	No.
Have you ever vomit while making out?	No.
Have you held a job for less than a day?	No.
Do you own more than two pair of jeans?	Yes.
Have you ever had to fuck stuff up for no good reason?	Yes.
Have you ever been kicked out of your parents house?	No.
Have you ever been fired from your job because of your attitude?	No.
Does the world piss you off?	Some of the people in it.
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'Chu a communist, meng?!

Mon, 21 Feb 2005 04:14:53 GMT

You scored as Communism.

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Communism

83%

Republican

75%

Fascism

67%

Socialist

33%

Democrat

33%

Nazi

17%

Anarchism

Green

What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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Sun, 20 Feb 2005 06:11:34 GMT

Required update.

Get me out of this place!

Mon, 14 Feb 2005 00:50:38 GMT

You Know You're From South Jersey When...

You don't "go to the beach", you go "down the shore".

In your mind you hear "watch out for the tram car please" even in your sleep.

You've had arguments over cheesesteak quality.

When it snows more than an inch, you call it a blizzard.

You know someone named Siprasiut Xayapachan.

You've actually found the Echelon Mall.

Your uncle is in the mafia.

You or your friends have Lyme Disease.

You don't understand why there aren't more 24-hour diners elsewhere in the country.

You know what a Wawa is, and know the location of at least 15 of them.

You know what became of the 13th Leeds child, and claim to have seen him one time while peeing in the woods.

One time you were driving in the woods and got stuck in sand.

You have an EZ Pass, but you just hold it up.

Even though there's a new Wal-Mart in your town, you still go to the Berlin Farmers Market for cheap stuff.

Your neighborhood demonstrates co-existence of African-Americans and racist rednecks.

You know that you should get the hell out of Camden before dark.

Your car is covered with yellow-green dust in April ann May.

You buy Shop-Rite brand food at Shop-Rite.

Honesty, sincerity, and courtesy are things you once saw happen in Ohio.

You know how to successfully handle a traffic circle.

You think the Olive Garden is a bunch of crap and should not open restaurants in South Jersey.

You worked at a blueberry farm when you were 13.

You played soccer from Kindergarten through high school.

You've counted the number of titty bars on the Black Horse Pike.

You always went to the Franklin Institute when you were a kid.

Your middle school hangout was the mall.

You have an unusable, piece-of-shit boat in your front yard.

You once skipped school and went to Wildwood.

You're Italian.

You know where to get the best bagel.

You've called someone an "asshole" to their face at the Philly airport.

You say "water" weird.

Even your school made good Italian subs, but you call them hoagies.

You've almost fallen asleep on the Expressway.

You've lived through hurricanes, nor'easters and fires, but have never seen a tornado, earthquake or volcano.

You can't believe MTV went to Seaside Heights.

You know that ACME is an actual store, not just a Warner Bros. creation.

You never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur.

You take day trips to New York City.

The mafia runs half the businesses in your town.

You have mandatory recycling. Enforced by law.

In the woods behind your house, you can find couches, washing machines, and shoes.

You don't have to go to Red Lobster to get fresh seafood.

You go to at least one parade at the boardwalk each year.

You've made a meal out of Tastycakes, Herr's BBQ potato chips, and Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer.

You know the Atlantic City High School marching band can lay down some phat beats.

You know New Years is all about the Mummers and the Polar Bear club.

You smoke Parliament Lights.

You go to the local Fire Department barbeque in June.

Down the road, in the middle of nowhere, is an Egyptian restaurant and a custard stand with a minature golf course.

You know what custard is in South Jersey.

You can go bowling at 1:30 A.M. (with automatic scoring!)

In high school, you worked at a Friendly's.

Route 206 doesn't freak you out at night.

One time, a sea gull shit all over your head.

You once said, "It smells like Philadelphia in here."

You know that people from the 609 area code are "a little different".

Your mom still loves Bruce Springsteen.

You know it can be -10 degrees and 70 degrees in January in the same year.

There's a fruit and vegetable stand down the road.

You will always say "YO", and you'll say it often.

You scoff at tourists in Philadelphia.

Your town has an online commmunity.

At least one person brings Big Fizz to a party.

You go to another state and sit at a gas station wondering when the people will come out to pump your gas.

You have your own bucket for carmel corn refills.

You know that no matter how much they put into the Camden waterfront Camden is still Camden.

You have to mail your relocated friends tastykakes.

You think North Jersey is a different state and South Jersey deserves its own secession.

Your high school prom was at the Camden Aquarium or The Mansion in Voorhees.

You have season passes to Great Adventure.

You refuse to call Hoagies "subs."

You know where Olga's Diner is on rt 70.

You are tired of people not believing you're from jersey because you don't have a New York accent.

You drive by a farm every time you get in the car.

You know what "jimmies" are and refuse to call them anything else.

Eastern Regional High School has a rip list every year!

Your neighbor is either a painter, a plumber, a builder, or an electrician with a work truck in the driveway.

You have crossed all 5 bridges into Philly at one point in your life.

You take day trips to philly to walk on South Street.

You have had a near or close call experiences hitting a deer with your car.

You run around in the nearest patch of woods and play paint ball with your buddies.

You've considered renaming "the Garden State" to "the Hoagie State"

You have a story about the "Hell Hole" ride in Wildwood.

You remember the ducks in the middle of Cherry Hill Mall.

You call the Berlin Farmer's Market the Berlin Auction or the Auction.

You took your report card to Clementon Park for free tickets.

You've had some of the best parties in a field.

Other people dont know what funnel cake and water ice is because everyone else calls it fried dough and slush.

You went "diner hopping" till the sun came up.

You don't acknoledge that it is tomorrow until either you go to sleep or the sun comes up.

You know where to buy a katana for less than $50.

You go on dates to diners and arcades.

You have empty Wawa half gallon iced tea bottles all over your car and room.

You've ever driven around aimlessly for hours with your friends saying "So, whatta we doin?"

You've ever said the phrase "look at fricken MacGyver over here!"

You know the difference betwine the train and the speedline.

The term "I think of you as a brother" turns into a whole family tree.

You ever drove all the way to the shore just to walk around for 5 minutes then drive back.

Your memories of places all consist of what you did there once when you were fucked up.

You ever went over someone's house to hang out with their mom.

You have a knife collection, a PS2, a cell phone, a pager, and a computer but you can't afford to get your car fixed.

One of your hangouts is a parking lot.

You say "'lanic city", instead of Atlantic City.

You can't get that sand out of your toes no matter how long it's been there.

You haven't been able to find a decent stromboli since moving out of South Jersey.

You've seen a shack with a satellite dish.
You know that a Jug Handle is both a feature of the highway and a bar that looks like someone's house in Maple Shade.

You know of at least 3 bars where you know they won't card you.

You lived near a "crick" not a creek.

You don't recognize any one at your family reunion.

You say "gimme" instead of give me, or "com' mer" instead of come here.

You know a Chrissy and we all know she's gotten around!

You think we should sell north "Joisey" to New York for $24.

Everyone eventually starred at the Latin Casino.

You never could figure out which was the Black Horse Pike or The White Horse Pike.

You're a female and have beaten the crap out of at least one guy who wasn't your brother.

You ever taken your parents car while they were asleep or away, before you were old enough to drive.

You ever cut your foot on a broken bottle in a local stream.

You have gotten bad poison ivy from hiding in a bush to make weird noises at the people passing by.

There is a dead body somewhere in or near the stream by your house.

You have to drive at least 30-60 minutes to get to work in order to make more than $10 an hour.

You know what "pulling a camper" means and do it publicly when it is necessary.

You know that a "Yield" sign is merely a suggestion.

You've considered going to your high school late at night to check for ghosts in the halls rumoured haunted.

You think pit bulls are harmless.

You don't think you have an accent.

Half your high school went to Camden County College.

You know what the song "V-town" is about.

Your front yard is made out of stones.

Everything is "twenty minutes away". If you ask how long it takes to get any place in South Jersey, the person always says, "about twenty minutes". To get to a mall, "Oh, about 20 minutes". To get to the airport, "Mmm, about 20 minutes." To get from Runnemede to Philly, "Only about 20 minutes". Try it. Only the shore areas take more than "twenty minutes". They're usually "an hour and twenty minutes."

Thrift shopping with friends is an event.

You've intentionally stood in front of the tram car, and you're upset that it no longer stutters.

You remember the old Morey's Pier before the fire.

Your parents gave in and bought you a hermit crab when you were down the shore.

You curse off three drivers in two minutes.

You went to StoryBook Land as a kid.

You haven't moved out of state soley for the reason you know the food is that bad everywhere else.

WHIPOORWILL!! WHIPOORWILL!!

You know the one-day sale at JC Penny's really lasts three.

You live in a "dry town" and every road out of it has a liquor store at the town border.

Every time someone in Hollywood makes fun of Jersey, you're mad and proud at the same time.

Your big elementary school trip was to Springdale Farms.

You know what the conductor is going to say for every stop on the PATCO HighSpeedline.

Your neighborhood has a name that ties people together, as in "the kids"

Your shoes have turned black from being in Pennsauken.

You know at least 5 people who work at a prison.

You say "porta reeko" instead of puerto rico, as it should be pronounced.

You go to college and describe where you live in reference to how far you are from Cherry Hill.

You come home from college for christmas break and 75% of your HS graduating class is at the same diner you are at 3am.

You aren't scared of the speed line.

You don't even care when you leave your door unlocked.

More than one of your friends has spent more than a week at your house.

You've lived in a row home.

Making left turns just doesn't feel right anymore.

You have a super secret place to sled that in better than anywhere else in town!

You remember The Garden State Race Track and the day it burnt to the ground and all the tons of ashes that fell for miles.

You can spend the day at the Berlin Auction shopping at the outside flea market.

"Jeet?" makes sense when you hear it.

The only thing you can play on guitar is "Stairway to Heaven"

You were amazed Moorsetown was on MTV Cribs.

A member of your family does not have all of their teeth.

You know Voorhees used to be known as Kirkwood.

You had a birthday party at Xhilarama.

You've been to 2 or more festivals named after some kind of fruit (strawberry, apple, blueberry, lima bean).

You're astounded when a friend that moves tells you theres not a Wawa nor CVS withen a 10 mile radius of them.

Going to New York is a huge trip but Philly is someplace to go when you're bored.

You think Amish people are amazing.

Your whole school knows when each water ice place opens, and the line goes on forever!

You would drop everything you were doing and run to the voting polls right now if you heard we were voting to make North and South Jersey separate states.

Summer is a process, not a season.

You've ever been to Wheaton Village.

You know which places were built on indian burial grounds.

You've slept behind a Wawa.

You remember Caldor.

You've had a dinner with your friends for less than $3.

You don't know that in every other state, people get their liscenses when they're 16.

Everyone you know has had Confirmation but never goes to church.

After seeing a movie at the Ritz, you hang out at Tunes and then play Scrabble at Coffeeworks.

You know all of the "back roads" to get everywhere and prefer them to the expressway.

You think a mountain is any landform taller than your house.

You know what a "shoe-bie" is and can pick one out at the beach.

You go to Delaware to buy smokes.

You can name all the flavors of salt water taffy.

You can smell and know when it's low tide.

You remember the bad gypsy moth years.

You eat at restaurants that have locations I, II, III, IV, and V.

You know that you don't put ketchup on boardwalk fries.

You get three 50's in a row when you play skeeball.

Donald Trump is mentioned at least daily in your local paper.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from south Jersey.

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I'm Joe and I'm an addict.

Mon, 14 Feb 2005 00:42:07 GMT

You Know You're Addicted to Video Games When...

Your wife tells you that you are, and you two kids; Mario, and Sonic; agree with her.

Whenever something bad happens you reach for the pause button.

You can microwave and eat a pizza pop using only your feet.

You've spent so much time playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4 -- you actually taught youself how to skateboard.

You've worn out the buttons in the elevator of your apartment.

The only joystick you play with anymore is plugged in to your Xbox.

You've decided you won't go outside anymore due to the 'tacky graphics, poor sound and low playability.'

You've moved your PS2 into the bathroom -- just in case you make it to the next level on Vice City.

Your hands are so gnarled from gripping the controller, you can't even tie your shoes.

You ask your doctor how many lives you have left.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to video games.

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Tue, 08 Feb 2005 21:01:36 GMT

For a Hot Punk chick who wants to explore the more intimate sides of their sexuality.. SWM, enjoys Candlelit Dinners and Moonlit Walks on the beach. Watersports, Thongs, and Aphixiation. Razorblades and leather whips are recommended, however not strongly advised.

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Happy birthday Mr. President..

Thu, 03 Feb 2005 05:51:31 GMT

I just bought the most amazing Marilyn Monroe calendar. She's so amazingly hot. Awesome pictures, can't wait until July! :-D

Born To Run - Bruce Springstein

Tue, 01 Feb 2005 07:31:19 GMT

In the day we sweat it out on the streets of a runway American dream.
At night we ride through the mansions of glory and suicide machines.
Sprung from cages on Highway 9.
Chrome wheeled, fuel injected,
And stepping out over the line.

Oh! Baby this town rips the bones from your back.
It's a death trap, it's a suicide trap.
We've gotta get out while we're young.
'Cause tramps like us..
Baby we were born to run.

Wendy let me in, I want to be your friend.
I want to guard your dreams and visions.
Just wrap your legs 'round these velvet rims
And strap your hands 'cross my engines!

Together we could break this trap,
We'll run 'til we drop..
And baby we'll never go back.
Oh! Will you walk with me out on the wire?
'Cause baby I'm just a scared and loney rider!
But I gotta know how it feels.
I wanna know if love is wild.
Baby, I want to know if love is real.

Oh, can you show me?

Beyond the palace heavy powered drones scream down the boulevard.
The girls comb their hair in the rear view mirrors
And the boys try to look so hard.
The amusement park rises bold and stark
Kids are huddles on a beach in the midst.
I want to die with you Wendy on the streets tonight
In an everlasting kiss..

1, 2, 3, 4!

The highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive!
Everybody's out on the run tonight but there's no place left to hide!
Together Wendy, we can live with the sadness.
I'll love you with all the madness in my soul..
Oh..

Someday girl, I don't know when...
We're going to get to that place
Where we really want to go.
And we'll walk in the sun.

But 'til then...

Tramps like us.

Baby we were born to run.

Oh, hunny.

Tramps like us..

Baby we were born to run.

Come on, Wendy.

Tramps like us..

Baby we were born to run...

Anti-Hollywood.

Sun, 30 Jan 2005 19:23:28 GMT

Ok, there was a new De Niro movie out this Friday.. Obviously, me being who I am, went to see it opening night... It was ok up until the end, then I realized. HOLLYWOOD ARE A BUNCH OF HACKS. I mean, seriously.... The past few movies I've seen at the theater, with the exception of 2, were complete and utter disasters.. Wastes of film... The only reason the movies that I liked were good was because they were both remakes of CLASSICS. Anything partly "Original" anymore isn't even that.. It's borrowed from some other horrible movie, thus the cycle continues and Hollywood makes shitty movies.. De Niro should be like Clint Eastwood... Writing, Directing and Starring in GOOD movies at his age so he can take home a few more Oscars for the retirement home.

The only good Hollywood movies to win Oscars (Not counting that stupid fairy tale about Elves..)are the gritty, drawn out, character piece dramas... But what's sad about that is I can name ten independant film makers who could make them TWICE as good as what they are... It just goes to show you how degrading Hollywood is getting..

You know, George Lucas saving Hollywood's ass isn't even consequential anymore.. It lasted maybe like what, thirty years? Now Hollywood is getting in another slump... It's gotten so bad that in Triple XXX 2, that two rappers got first and second billing in the trailor, while Samuel L Jackson, a fucking amazing actor ahead of their league, got SHIT!! What the fuck is this world coming to?!? Is it just me or is Ja Rule in every fucking movie now? What the hell is going on?!?!

They should just stop making movies. Seriously. Just stop. We have enough of them now anyway, we could use a little bit of catching up. It's better then watching another atrocity.. Don't even get me started on the worst film maker of all time, Uwe Boll, and his obsession with making shitty movie adaptations of shitty video games.

I've gotta save Hollywood. It's up to me now.

Beam me up, Scottie.

Sun, 30 Jan 2005 19:15:32 GMT

Starship Captian! by Uberdude
Username
What is the name of your starship?
Uptight First Officer	witchofheart
Closeted Helm/ Navigation	karebear1642
Token Alien Scientist	__killyou
Tarty Nymphomaniac Yeoman	hegshmeg
Substance Abusing Ship's Doctor	just1randomgirl
Ensign Smith (aka "the victim")	justcallmerachy
Ship's Engineer /Drunk	broadwaybaby28
Arch Nemesis Alien Commander	nicknj316
Your ship's secret weapon	It's broken
How dose your mission end?	Redeem your Arch Rival

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Everyone's a little bit racist.

Tue, 04 Jan 2005 23:34:19 GMT

Been a while since I've updated. I've been bored and busy. So I really had no reason to update.. Because, well.. What's the point of updating when I'm not doing anything?

Give me something to write about.

Tue, 14 Dec 2004 22:43:06 GMT

Life sucks...

Gamespy, Gamespot, Game Informer: 10 out of 10

Fri, 12 Nov 2004 18:37:59 GMT

Best Tuesday ever. I went to the mall around 6:00 waiting for the most anticipated game release in history. (Not exagerating, that's true) So within this time interval I went into Sam Goody probably 4 times, Spencer's 3, and Gamestop and EB five times. Really, Really bored I couldn't wait any longer and hit the arcade. Finally, the mall closed and they started the line to Gamestop at 10:00. About damn time. Ancy, my friend and I parted ways (Considering he ordered his at EB Games like a dumbfuck) I was the third in line and it was fucking great. Here we go... Another two hours. Actually, the time passed quickly because I had a lot of fun in the line. The people there were.. Well, quite interesting.. Though we had some funny conversations. The black dude got kicked out of the EB line because he was checking how long it was, the god damng thing stretched all the way back past KB. Dumb fucks, they should have used Gamestop. We all watched in awe through the window as Gamestop employees stacked tons and tons of Halo 2 copies.. A few of us started joking and beating our fists on the window for them to let us in. They were pretty cool though, they gave us water and such and put Red Vs Blue Season 1 on TV.

So, me and a few of the people played cards while the last minutes rounded down, and talked about some kick ass awesome features of Halo 2 like the ability to hijack vehicles from alien scum while they're driving them, and the Duel Wielding of weapons, and the awesome kick ass multi player...

Finally, the day arrived.. At 12:00 the doors opened and we fucking piled in. It was insane.. I was third to get my already paid for copy and after that I had to wait for my friend downstairs at EB, which was interesting because the guys in the line were drooling over my Halo, and like a dick I fucked with them and started showing it off to everyone.

Anyhow, we got home, put the copy in and played it all night.. Fucking amazing... We played for hours and hours and days on end, and I haven't had much sleep.. And it was well worth it. Nothing is as addicting as this, and as a matter of fact... I'm going back to playing it right now...